Sunday, August 09, 2009


Have you ever been in a situation that is so hilariously BAD that you can't so anything but laugh? Picture this. Ahren is working hard on becoming a big boy. He recently learned how to stand up to pee in the potty. After a few aiming issues were ironed out, he was doing just fine. Now Ahren is still prone to falling down for absolutely no reason. The kid just keels over, bangs into things, and bounces off of walls. Just now he announced he had to potty so in we went. He got his pants down and started to pee.

And then it happened. He fell over. Still peeing. Urine arced out across the toilet, up the wall, back across his own body and kept going. He must have really had to pee because he managed to get EVERYTHING in there wet as he struggled to stand back up. All the while....still peeing. 

And now I get to go clean that bathroom for the second time this weekend. The laugh was worth it, though!


Angie said...

Hahahahaha! That IS funny. But how in the world did the boy manage to NOT break his stream.???

Dana said...

Thanks for the laugh!! The visual image will keep me chuckling for a week!!
Love You!

Deb said...

This would be why Bug sits down to pee. It does help that he has no male role models in the house to show him the joys of standing up and peeing.

I got a great laugh out of your post though. I hope clean up was quick.

Love to you,

PS- my dad is 70 and he always sits down and has never stood to pee- so I am not hindering my baby by not teaching him to stand.

Vanessa said...

ROFL!! Poor little man!

Ellie said...

That is so freaking funny.... Now, I know you can put Cherrios in the potty and tell them to sink them... But, how in the world can he sink them, if he can't stand still? None the less, stand still with out tipping over! HAHAHAHA...


PS... I updated and added a few nice words JUST FOR YOU!

Lucinda said...

I'm one of your "rarely post but read semi-regularly" people

I am thanking God for the laughter tonight! I really needed to relax & unwind... I couldn't even finish reading without laughing so much I have tears. Bless you & your family, but wow - I needed you tonight.