Am I the only one?

Here is how a day around here goes:

Get up around 6 am, on way out to kitchen, stop and flush toilet in kids bathroom

Make coffee, stop to flush hall bathroom toilet

putter around, boys get up, stop off in the bathroom, I go back in and flush the toilet

Randomly throughout day, pause to go flush toilets

Bath time is before dinner, both boys go potty, I flush

before bed, once more on the potty, flush, flush

So with all that flushing, how come the toilets always NEED to be flushed??? I think we have a pee-pee poltergeist........