1) Chris was playing with the dog and called out, 'Get the ball, Buster'. Hee hee. Get it? Ball buster.
2) We have a new doctor at work. She is super sweet but her name is Dr. Buttz. I, of course, had to proclaim it a good thing she is not a proctologist.
3) In an effort to introduce the concept of hygiene to my boys, I bought them all small samples of deoderant. They think these are the coolest things ever. In fact, they spent the next day making the babysitter smell their armpits. I'm sure glad I didn't get them jock itch powder.....
Pity me, for I am truly the queen of the dorks.....
3 comments:
Too funny. I cannot imagine going through life with a name like Buttz...interesting!
I had a gym teacher named Miss Slaughter.
Aidan loves to smell my pits right now. OMG, it is drivng me up the wall.
Well, I guess I'm a dork too because that's making me giggle, too :) Well, I already knew I was one.
Phyllis
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