Sunday, July 31, 2011

The sub-basement of hades...

 is also known as my boy's bathroom.  No one else dares to venture in there for fear of never being able to escape. I wipe it down frequently with bleach wipes and then every week I head in there in my hazmat suit and give it a good scrubbing and detoxification.

I used to wear rubber gloves, but have more recently gone to using a long handled scrubber. That way i don't have to get up close and personal with the mess. Believe me, the handle cannot be long enough!

So today I attacked the bathroom and I found:

1) #1 all over the seat, the hinges, the floor around the commode, and the side of the trash can next to the commode.

2) #2 on the TP holder, toilet seat, the flush knob, the edge of the counter top

AND, amazingly......

3) #2 on the shower wall 6 1/2 feet off the floor. (And I confirmed it was #2 with the sniff test)

OK, I ask you, how in the WORLD can someone get poo in that location without serious effort? I can only imagine some small person flinging poopy drawers at the wall. But...I have not FOUND any poopy drawers for several weeks. I don't even WANT to think how it got there.......

2 comments:

Reba said...

Oh my. I was hoping that stuff was slowing down. Or maybe it is. At least it is confined to the bathroom? :)

Essie the Accidental Mommy said...

Seriously, often it is better to just NOT KNOW.